Sunday, January 27, 2008

Go Gettim'

Paulson pushes Senate for stimulus deal

Dear Mr. Bush:
I know I've said and thought (mostly said) a lot of bad things about you. In general I think you have been a wonderful I live in a red state that supported you all the way to the White House, both years. I believe in Oklahoma! Yeah!

I know you have the POWER to make congress do noth..getterdone! I would vote for you in the next election if you would pleaassssssse be gentle with congress. You know in a whole bi-tax-refund sort of way. That is if your running for President again, Sir. I promise to buy only American-made products at Walmart. They are an American institution and I assume they sell only American made products, which would help jump start our plumeting markets and declining dollar. Why I remember as a kid traveling to Canada when the exchange rate was so good we could have twice the vacation on half the money. I'm sure if you send us a little extra this spring the exchange rate would go back from only 96 cents on the dollar to 50 cents on the dollar like the good ol' days. Them were the days, weren't they? Of course your more familiar with the southern border, bein' a southern gov'nr, and all them I-legals. How is that working out these days? I'm sure you've got it shut down, be'in hows you the "_errorist President".

I've always been a strong supporter sir. I've supported better mileage for my car, cleaner air, cleaner water and strong unitedness. I'm sure were on the same page.

Thanks for being there sir, we would not forget you if you would just ease that little tax-rebate-bill through congress. I'm sure they love you and would be willin' to help in a whole united sorta way.

j bubba

jlw

6 comments:

LIZZY said...

WHAT?

LIZZY said...

Kerrie Jord needs help

Anonymous said...

yes please give me more money back, I can't even afford to shop at wal-mart

Manthy said...

wuh???

Manthy said...
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Manthy said...

did you hear the comedian that said, i will buy an american made vehicle as soon as the japanese build one.